Allamagoosa
By Eric Frank Russell
It was a long time since the Bustler had been so silent. She lay in the Sirian spaceport, her tubes cold, her shell particle-scarred, her air that of a long distance runner exhausted at the end of a marathon. There was good reason for this: she had returned from a lengthy trip by no means devoid of troubles.
Now, in port, well-deserved rest had been gained if only temporarily. Peace, sweet peace. No more bothers, no more crises, no more major upsets, mo more dire predicaments such as crop up in free flight at least twice a day. Just peace.
Hah!
Captain McNaught reposed in his cabin, feet up on desk, and enjoyed the relaxation to the utmost. The engines were dead, the hellish pounding absent for the first time in months. Out there in the big city four hundred of his crew were making whoopee under a brilliant sun. This evening, when First Officer Gregory returned to take charge, he was going to go into the fragrant twilight and make the rounds of neon-lit civilization.
That was the beauty of making landfall at long last. Men could give way to themselves, blow off surplus steam, each according to his fashion. No duties, no worries, no dangers, no responsibilities in spaceport. A haven of safety and comfort for tired rovers.
Again, hah!
Barbam, the chief radio officer, entered the cabin. He was one of the half-dozen remaining on duty and bore the expression of a man who can think of twenty better things to do.
“Relayed signal just come in, sir.” Handing the paper across, he waited for the other to look at it and perhaps dictate a reply.
Taking the sheet, McNaught removed the feet from his desk, sat erect and read the message aloud.
Terran Headquarters to Bustler, Remain Siriport pending further orders. Rear Admiral Vane W. Cassidy due there seventeenth. Feldman. Navy Op. Command, Sirisec.
Allamagoosa. Photo by Elena. |
He looked up, all happiness gone from his leathery features, and groaned.
“Something wrong?” asked Burman, vaguely alarmed.
McNaught pointed at three thin books on his desk. “The middle one. Page twenty.”
Leafing through it, Burman found an item and said: Vane W. Cassidy, R-Ad. Head Inspector Ships and Stores.
Burman swallowed hard. “Does that mean -?”
“Yes, it does,” said McNaught without pleasure. “Back to training-college and all its rigmarole. Paint and soap, spit and polish.” He put on an officious expression, adopted a voice to match it. “Captain, you have only seven ninety-nine emergency rations. Your allocation is eight hundred. Nothing in your log-book accounts for the missing one. Where is it? What happened to it? How is it that one of the men's kit lacks an officially issued pair of suspenders? Did you report his loss?
“Why does he pick on us?” asked Burman, appalled. “He's never chivvied us before.”
“That's why,” informed McNaught, scowling at the wall, “It's our turn to be stretched across the barrel.” His gaze found the calendar. “We have three days – and we'll need 'em! Tell Second Officer Pike to come here at once.”
Burman departed gloomily. In short time Pike entered. His face reaffirmed the old adage that bad news travels fast.